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"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 12/14/2017 at 14:21 • Filed to: bye bye net neutrality

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WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 12/14/2017 at 14:26

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Doesn’t the Jalopnik Gold Membership get me access?

Party-vi > WilliamsSW 12/14/2017 at 14:29

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As of today you’ll need our exclusive Platinum Access Rewards service for access.

Nibbles > WilliamsSW 12/14/2017 at 14:30

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We’re still working out details on that. You should, yes, but since Oppositelock is on kinja.com now and not jalopnik.com, there have been some cross-domain issues that haven’t been resolved

WilliamsSW > Party-vi 12/14/2017 at 14:31

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I’m willing to pay all that’s worth!

WilliamsSW > Nibbles 12/14/2017 at 14:32

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And probably won’t be resolved any time soon, either, I presume?

Party-vi > WilliamsSW 12/14/2017 at 14:33

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How much does a fogged mirror cost?

WilliamsSW > Party-vi 12/14/2017 at 14:36

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IDK but that sounds at least as valuable

S65 > Party-vi 12/14/2017 at 14:44

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I’ll give you a bottle of blinker fluid for it

Party-vi > S65 12/14/2017 at 14:46

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That’s not real - everyone knows refill blinker fluid comes in cartons.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Party-vi 12/14/2017 at 14:47

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I’m still mailing a box of scoob to Pai.

Party-vi > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 12/14/2017 at 14:52

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I hope they leave it somewhere hot when it’s delivered.

WilliamsSW > Party-vi 12/14/2017 at 15:03

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If we’re really lucky it will spontaneously combust on his doorstep

Nibbles > WilliamsSW 12/14/2017 at 15:10

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Please file a bug report to Kinja Help. Keep in mind this will utilize one (1) of your Bug Utterance Timeline Ticket(BUTT)s. Your current service plan allots you three BUTTs per year.

WilliamsSW > Nibbles 12/14/2017 at 15:18

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Next you’re gonna tell me that getting an actual response will require me to pay the ‘Response In Proper Order For Fee’

Nibbles > WilliamsSW 12/14/2017 at 15:20

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You’re a quick learner